Donkey Wonder!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Aphids and Common Lice, I give you: Donkey Wonder!
The donkey wonder turns its head, lifts the rod in her right hand, chatters her little lips, moves her ears, checks you with her “eye piece” and then spins the ship’s wheel which rotates rapidly until it slows down and stops on a number. Player reads fortune from the two sheets on her sides as it corresponds to the number on the ship’s wheel.
I don’t know if it gets any better than “chatters her little lips”.

April 16th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
Holy f*ck that’s creepy!