Overheard at Enterprise Rent-A-Car…
Guy at Desk picks up the phone and dials another branch. Guy on Phone, whose dialogue has been inferred from a subsequent aloud re-telling of the conversation, answers:
Phone: Hello?
Desk: Do you have any full-size cars? I really need one for a corporate customer, and everybody’s out.
Phone: We have a full-size Cobalt.
Desk: Full-size Cobalt? What’s that?
Phone: It’s when I tell them the Cobalt is full-size and they believe me.
Desk: Hah!