Calling All White Rappers
It seems that VH1 is singlehandedly undertaking one of the greatest conundrums facing the United States today: Who is the next great white rapper? The question will be answered in the form of a reality TV show, it seems. Among the probing questions for contestants in the e-mail I received:
Tell me a fun, whacky or unique fact about yourself -
Describe (type) yourself in one sentence or phrase -
What makes you the next white rapper to blow up -
Websites & / or myspace -
*We're looking for people with confidence so go ahead and brag!
There’s no mention of this in the e-mail, but I think it’s important to include here: If you are about to blow up, close your web browser (PC users: Alt+F4; Mac: ⌘Q; Lynx: Q) and dial 9-1-1.
If, on the other hand, your body is at equilibrium with the atmosphere, you think there’s something “fun, whacky or unique” about yourself, you rap, and you’re white, submit yourself to intense scrutiny. Good luck [with that]!
Still no word on the first annual Miss WASP America contest…
May 6th, 2006 at 8:26 am
All joking aside, I really think you should give auditioning some serious thought. I mean, just take one good look at your qualifications. You’re a computer-programming, picture-taking, pinball-playing MC from the mean suburban streets of Duluth, GA (that I affectionally like to call “The Doo”). Couple THAT with the fact that you have the dopest rhyming skills of ANYONE living in the cutthroat hip hop community that is Tucker GA!?! I’d say that’s all the proper ingredients for one BLOW’D-UP hip-hop supa’star, my friend.
Ladies and gentlemen of the world, I give you your next great white hope…… Give it up for Eagle Skowt!!!!!
March 18th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
i think as a white rapper the show is kinda wac! i would do it just to snap about rev racisim and our currupt goverment