Hot Oil Treatment

Excerpt from a conversation today:

Art, reading advertisements from a pet magazine: They’ve got hot oil treatment for your pet…!
Me: Does that include breading?
Colin laughs, then asserts: Take that back…!
Me: I’m imagining, “Here’s your hot oil treatment. Now, we’re going to cover you in breading so you don’t hurt yourself…”
Colin: Take it back!
Me: What? I would never advocate frying a pet.
Colin: Take it back!
Chap: What if your pet’s a chicken?

One Response to “Hot Oil Treatment”

  1. Joel Says:

    Fried animals (domesticated or otherwise) are always tasty. If it weren’t against the law, and I could get them to sit still for the breading, I would definitely try cooking up our cats.

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