Horoscope Report
While catching up with Joe on the telephone tonight the topic of his horoscope came up, which he reported matched uncannily with his life’s challenges at present. I decided to check The Onion’s horoscopes to see if their astrological message corresponded as well:
Taurus: (April. 20—May 20)
Despite the urgent need for the million-person interstellar starliner you designed, you’ll hide your blueprints, because you can’t think of a million people you could stand being with on a trip that long.
I think that’s a “no,” but its subject matter is amusingly close to the game conversations Morris and I have been having of late. Unfortunately I’m a Capricorn, which isn’t nearly as funny. At least, I don’t find the idea of my head on a post very funny. (I should turn off comments on this post…)