Archive for May, 2005

Roadblock, Atlanta Style

Thursday, May 26th, 2005

Over the past couple years a disturbing behavioral trend has been emerging from the most attention-starved suicide-prone residents of Atlanta: perching themselves over the busiest, most important streets in our city and bringing life to a standstill for those unfortunate enough to have decided to take I-75, I-85, or Peachtree Road that day. As many of […]

Chocolate Cake for Breakfast!

Monday, May 23rd, 2005

Normally I would avoid a Coca-Cola Classic in the morning. I’ve made a habit of stopping by the cafe in my office building for a muffin on my way in — usually something that vaguely resembles banana bread (the blueberry ones suck) — and this morning it was between chocolate and sucky blueberry. […]

Pulled Pork Pasttime

Sunday, May 22nd, 2005

Earlier this month I paid $50 to see the Black Crowes at the Tabernacle. Tonight I spent about $15, heard better music, and didn’t smell - how did Mike put it? - like I’d just stepped off the set of the latest Cheech & Chong flick. I joined Jess, Jeff, and their […]

Low Water Mark

Thursday, May 19th, 2005

My former tenant, Mike, SMS’ed me tonight to inform me that, “If you don’t hate me already, you’re going to hate me now.” I was watching Shaun of the Dead at the time (amusing flick) and immediately imagined Mike as a zombie, devouring my loved ones’ intestines. As it turns out Mike went […]

AWOL Aardvark

Wednesday, May 18th, 2005

This post is really only of interest to anyone out there who owns an Aardvark audio recording product. Glenn is looking to do some recording, so this weekend we pulled the Aardvark DirectPro 24/96 (4-input computer recording device — fancy sound card) out of mothballs and went to the Aardvark website to get drivers — almost. […]